Funny Tombstone Epitaphs

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St0ney
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:27 am

After making the tombstone templates (in another thread)

I think it would be cool, if we could compile a list of funny Epitaphs to be added to the Tombstones.

You Can copy and paste them in this thread.
Or create one based on a pattern as Grinner has done.

if creating One, Make sure you start with the Monster's Name on top.
So everyone knows what it's in reference too.

Example:

~Frankenstein~
Here lies the Frankenstein Monster
May he rest in pieces.
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~Dracula~
So many Necks
So Little Time.

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~Dracula~
Fangs for the Memories
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~Count Dracula~
Died: 1236
.........1458
.........1527
.........1703
.........1823
.........1995
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~ROVER~
Good Dog
Bad judge of traffic
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~LIZZIE BORDEN~
1860 – 1927
Let's bury the Hatchet
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I Told You I Was Sick
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~PATCHES~
A Loving Cat
A Fluffy Friend
Used all Nine Lives
in the End
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~ Jeffrey Dahmer ~
Mmm... Mmm.. Good
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"Now I really am
between a rock and a hard place!"

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Here Lies Dear Brother Dave
he chased a bear into a Cave
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See
I told you I was SICK
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I got one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel !

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Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:34 am

Jedediah Goodwin (any Name)
Auctioneer

Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!

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Here lies Lester Moore.

Four slugs
From a forty-four.

No Les
No More.

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HERE LIES
a man named Zeke
Second fastest draw
in Cripple Creek

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HERE LIES
my wife,
I bid her goodbye.
She rests in peace
and now so do I.
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HERE LIES
the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again
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Here lies the father of 29
He would have had more
But he didn't have time
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Here lies the body of
Edward Hyde.
We laid him here
because he died!
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Here lies Walter Dudley.
He found out too late,
Dobermans aren't cuddly.
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~Johnny Cochran~
O.J Did it !
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"Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go!"
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I got one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel !

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Wed May 04, 2011 9:28 am

A new one I saw at HAuNTCon:

Bernie Undergrass

......It's Better.......
......to be seen......
.........than............
.......viewed..........

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